I loved my Darling dad. He made sure that I lived the high life, along with his family. In 2007, I was even named “Chief mouser to the cabinet office.” Such an honour, particularly if you come from a species that is seen as highly ironic and judging, but not very clever.
Before I died, five days ago, I was kicked out of Downing Street because the Prime Minister took a dislike to me.
FML.
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