May 20, 2009

By rosasparks

My sister and I were from a prominent and intellectual family. I caught the eye of a impetuous and impulsive man, who refused to take no for an answer. He went after my sister and when he couldn’t have her, he went after me. I wanted nothing to do with his ass, since he was a total douchebag and had STD’s. He eventually grew on me, due to his insistent nature. His persistent changing of laws and making shady deals with other government officials were really impressive. They even made a new church so we could get married. I had a daughter, then, unfortunately, had a stillborn son. He got bored with me, conspired with some of his friends, and charged me with adultery and incest and they beheaded me for the charges. FML.